

Tropical Entanglement - Performance Polo
$55.00
Unlike other brands, we don’t like baggy sleeves. Our performance fit will ensure you won’t take flight in the middle of your backswing. Cool to the touch and extreme breathability means you stay comfortable no matter the occasion. 6-way stretch and water resistant. Perfect for Sunday service or hollering at Candy, the kind lady at the gentlemen's club... We don't judge. ¬‿¬


Sex Ed. - Performance Polo
$55.00
Soft, buttery, and cool to the touch, we use a special blend, anti-wrinkle fabric that's going to breathe and keep you dry all day long. Our 4-way stretch fabric lets you move freely and is guaranteed to stay tucked if that's your preferred style. At the office, the BBQ, or looking for your ball in the woods, our Range Polos are going to make you look and feel great.
The self-fabric collars on our Golf Polos are going to hold up to any challenge and if you don't like collars or the occasion just doesn't call for it, try out one of our Ace Polos featuring our proprietary micro-collar pattern. With a mix of subtle, classic, and bold designs, we guarantee you love your shirt or your money back.

Tropical Entanglement Swim Trunks
$24.00
$40.00
We don't like nets, do you? Nickname your goods John Denver because they'll be singing "Take Me Home, Country Roads" each time you remove a pair of our swim trunks.With 2 exterior pockets and 1 interior pocket its sure to fit all you need with you, especially those magnums you picked up at the gas station.


Sex Ed Swim Trunks
$24.00
$40.00
We don't like nets, do you? Nickname your goods John Denver because they'll be singing "Take Me Home, Country Roads" each time you remove a pair of our swim trunks.With 2 exterior pockets and 1 interior pocket its sure to fit all you need with you, especially those magnums you picked up at the gas station.

Sex Ed V2 Swim Trunks
$24.00
$40.00
We don't like nets, do you? Nickname your goods John Denver because they'll be singing "Take Me Home, Country Roads" each time you remove a pair of our swim trunks.With 2 exterior pockets and 1 interior pocket its sure to fit all you need with you, especially those magnums you picked up at the gas station.


American Flag Swim Trunks
$24.00
$40.00
We don't like nets, do you? Nickname your goods John Denver because they'll be singing "Take Me Home, Country Roads" each time you remove a pair of our swim trunks.With 2 exterior pockets and 1 interior pocket its sure to fit all you need with you, especially those magnums you picked up at the gas station.


Arctic Camo - Performance Polo
$55.00
Easily the best camo from all of the polo brands. Who doesn't love camo? Our Arctic Camo Golf Polo is an all-time favorite for a reason. It's a badass idea that's been executed to perfection.


White Topo - Performance Polo
$55.00
Soft, buttery, and cool to the touch, we use a special blend, anti-wrinkle fabric that's going to breathe and keep you dry all day long. Our 4-way stretch fabric lets you move freely and is guaranteed to stay tucked if that's your preferred style. At the office, the BBQ, or looking for your ball in the woods, our Range Polos are going to make you look and feel great.
The self-fabric collars on our Golf Polos are going to hold up to any challenge and if you don't like collars or the occasion just doesn't call for it, try out one of our Ace Polos featuring our proprietary micro-collar pattern. With a mix of subtle, classic, and bold designs, we guarantee you love your shirt or your money back.


Black Camo - Performance Polo
$55.00
Soft, buttery, and cool to the touch, we use a special blend, anti-wrinkle fabric that's going to breathe and keep you dry all day long. Our 4-way stretch fabric lets you move freely and is guaranteed to stay tucked if that's your preferred style. At the office, the BBQ, or looking for your ball in the woods, our Range Polos are going to make you look and feel great.
The self-fabric collars on our Golf Polos are going to hold up to any challenge and if you don't like collars or the occasion just doesn't call for it, try out one of our Ace Polos featuring our proprietary micro-collar pattern. With a mix of subtle, classic, and bold designs, we guarantee you love your shirt or your money back.


White Paisley - Performance Polo
$55.00
Soft, buttery, and cool to the touch, we use a special blend, anti-wrinkle fabric that's going to breathe and keep you dry all day long. Our 4-way stretch fabric lets you move freely and is guaranteed to stay tucked if that's your preferred style. At the office, the BBQ, or looking for your ball in the woods, our Range Polos are going to make you look and feel great.
The self-fabric collars on our Golf Polos are going to hold up to any challenge and if you don't like collars or the occasion just doesn't call for it, try out one of our Ace Polos featuring our proprietary micro-collar pattern. With a mix of subtle, classic, and bold designs, we guarantee you love your shirt or your money back.


Daughter of a Gun Owner Onesie
$20.00
$34.00
4.5 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton
Double-needle stitched rib binding on neck, sleeves, leg openings and shoulders
Flatlock seams
EasyTear™ label
Reinforced three-snap closure on binding


My Daddy Doesn't Shoot Blanks Baby Onesie
$20.00
$34.00
4.5 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton
Double-needle stitched rib binding on neck, sleeves, leg openings and shoulders
Flatlock seams
EasyTear™ label
Reinforced three-snap closure on binding


Dad Bod Drinking Team
$29.99
$35.00
Our collection of freedom t-shirts contains the greatest patriotic t-shirts around! If you’re outspoken or looking to make an impression, you will be right at home wearing these incredible t-shirts, designed by Greater Half, right here in the United States of America.If you’re looking for patriotic t-shirts, then the Greater Half is the place to be! Our incredible designs allow you to openly express your love for this country or our constitutionally-mandated rights. Shop today for the most patriotic t-shirts on the internet and let others know what’s most important to you.If you’re looking for something for that special lady in your life, browse our selection of women’s shirts here.


Shut Up Hippie
from $29.99
$35.00
Our collection of freedom t-shirts contains the greatest patriotic t-shirts around! If you’re outspoken or looking to make an impression, you will be right at home wearing these incredible t-shirts, designed by Greater Half, right here in the United States of America.
If you’re looking for patriotic t-shirts, then the Greater Half is the place to be! Our incredible designs allow you to openly express your love for this country or our constitutionally-mandated rights. Shop today for the most patriotic t-shirts on the internet and let others know what’s most important to you.
If you’re looking for something for that special lady in your life, browse our selection of women’s shirts here.


Mingos - Performance Polo
$55.00
Share a taste of the tropics with this super lightweight polo. Our original flamingo pattern cannot be beat and the silkie smooth fabric will have you coming back for more. Stand out from the crowd without breaking the bank with our Mingos Performance Golf Polo!


Wild Mingos - Performance Polo
$55.00
A brand new take on one of our all-time best sellers. The Wild Mingos polo takes flamingo shirts to a new level.


Mint Chocolate Chip - Performance Polo
$55.00
Soft, buttery, and cool to the touch, we use a special blend, anti-wrinkle fabric that's going to breathe and keep you dry all day long. Our 4-way stretch fabric lets you move freely and is guaranteed to stay tucked if that's your preferred style. At the office, the BBQ, or looking for your ball in the woods, our Range Polos are going to make you look and feel great.
The self-fabric collars on our Golf Polos are going to hold up to any challenge and if you don't like collars or the occasion just doesn't call for it, try out one of our Ace Polos featuring our proprietary micro-collar pattern. With a mix of subtle, classic, and bold designs, we guarantee you love your shirt or your money back.Mint Choccies Golf Polo


American Flag - Performance Polo
$38.00
$60.00
Inspired by Old Glory, our take on the stars and stripes is sure to get the conversation started at the cookout or the clubhouse. A must-have for the 4th of July, but we recommend it often during the months between May and April.
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USA 2/A Football Jersey
$45.00
$70.00
If you're a proud supporter of the Constitution of the United States of America and the Second Amendment, this is the jersey for you. Perfect for any occasion (even if it doesn't involve watching the latest game), Greater Half's original and fully sublimated Second Amendment football jerseys are abrasion-resistant, lightweight, moisture-wicking, soft, stretchy, and ultra-breathable. Worried about the high-quality colors and graphics cracking, fading, or peeling in the wash? Don't fear the washer. Our 2nd Amendment football jerseys are made to be as tough and unwavering as those who wear them. Show off your patriotism at the next game and order today!


Team America 2/A Baseball Jersey
$45.00
$50.00
We at Greater Half are the original creators of the USA Jerseys. Whether your sport of choice is Football, Baseball, Basketball, or Hockey we are sure to have just what you're looking for.Product Features
Super Soft Moisture Wicking Technology
Custom, Light Weight, Fully Sublimated Jersey
Abrasion Resistant Fabric
Polyester Blend With Added Stretch
Ultra Breathable
No Chance of Cracking, Fading, or Peeling
High Quality Custom Colors and Graphics


Don't Tread On Me/American Flag Leather Patch Hat
$27.00
$35.00
At Greater Half, we are always happy to provide hats and caps that feature incredible designs while adhering to our high standards of quality. Greater Half is proud to introduce our new line of leather patch hats. Featuring many of our classic designs with a brand-new look, these leather patch caps are made to order. Find a design you like, select a particular hat color, and we’ll ship it to you within three to seven business days.We also have a large selection of American flag leather patch hats to choose from, as well. We assemble each of our hats right here in the United States of America! Let everyone know what a patriot you are with our large selection of leather patch caps.


Rifle Flag Leather Patch Hat
$27.00
$35.00
At Greater Half, we are always happy to provide hats and caps that feature incredible designs while adhering to our high standards of quality. Greater Half is proud to introduce our new line of leather patch hats. Featuring many of our classic designs with a brand-new look, these leather patch caps are made to order. Find a design you like, select a particular hat color, and we’ll ship it to you within three to seven business days.We also have a large selection of American flag leather patch hats to choose from, as well. We assemble each of our hats right here in the United States of America! Let everyone know what a patriot you are with our large selection of leather patch caps.


USA 2A Football Jersey
from $35.00
If you're a proud supporter of the Constitution of the United States of America and the Second Amendment, this is the jersey for you. Perfect for any occasion (even if it doesn't involve watching the latest game), Greater Half's original and fully sublimated Second Amendment football jerseys are abrasion-resistant, lightweight, moisture-wicking, soft, stretchy, and ultra-breathable. Worried about the high-quality colors and graphics cracking, fading, or peeling in the wash? Don't fear the washer. Our 2nd Amendment football jerseys are made to be as tough and unwavering as those who wear them. Show off your patriotism at the next game and order today!